CLOTHES

Humans are funny
They put on these clothes
Why do they do this
No one seems to know

Perhaps they are cold
Just look at them, BRRR!
Silly smooth humans
They should just grow fur

Everyone I know
All my friends, it’s true
Say just what I say
The best point of view

Now maybe they’ll learn
But most likely no
They’ll keep wearing clothes
Despite what WE know

So silly humans
Don’t forget your hat
Makes no sense to me
And so says the cat