MY PET WORM

My pet worm found a megaphone
I didn’t know that he could talk
This was a BIG surprise to me
‘Cause he lives underneath a rock

I used to go and visit him
Sometimes I’d poke him with my thumb
He told me he’s not fond of this
He wondered if I’m sort of dumb

Just one more thing he said to me
He said it and I said, “No WAY.”

… did I know…

I wasn’t talking to his face
I took his megaphone away