PEOPLE TOES

I’m sure you’ll agree
I am the best
‘Cause I’m a cat
No hope for the rest

Sure, penguins are nice
You might just say
But the South Pole
Is way WAY away

Besides, I’m so cute
I snore and nod
There is one thing
Most people are odd

I like to rub my face
On people’s toes
This just makes sense
As EVERYONE knows

I’m not quite sure why
People wear shoes
This makes NO sense
I ain’t gots no clues