PET SLUG

My Slug is so FUN
What's not to love
Although I agree
That he's slimy

He's squishy, there's ooze
But he can't run away
Though at times he is
Well, he's grimy

He does leave a trail
So he NEVER gets lost
As a pet it's a plus
I can find him

He got into Mom's shoes
Happy was not her mood
I'll admit his future
Looks kind of dim

But still he's my pet
Though pathetic he is
He belongs to me
Must be halted

And though she loves me
With the slime in her shoes
If my Mom finds him
He'll be a-salted