SMELLY

Smelly Skunks are a smelly bunch
Like the backside of a sewer
The Stink Bug is not far behind
Like green beans, we could use fewer

Wart Hogs, well, have a pungent smell
I hope NOT to smell a Yak's back
Musk Ox smell just a bit musky
Pray that your nose is out of whack

You can not change your relatives
My list is nowhere near complete
BUT
As long as it's your family
No other name will smell so sweet

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I don't remember where this poem came from, except... my wife's sister and her husband have the last name of Sweet. So I started thinking... (And, no, they don't smell bad.)