WEBS

Spider Webs are amazing things
But so is Chocolate Candy

Webs can catch the morning sun
While Chocolate tastes just dandy

If I’m surprised by Chocolate
I do not spit it out

If a Spider jumps at me
I will jump, I have no doubt

I’d like to say with that surprise
I am sure, would guarantee

But I can’t lie, I can not say
With my big shoes, I’d set him free

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I walked into the kitchen this morning and was, uhhh, surprised by a very large spider waiting to attack me... maybe. I'm pretty sure there was a little scream, but it may have been the spider.